Do Spanish pool pros put English on their shots?
What did they serve at the Diet of Worms?
Do spin doctors treat vertigo?
These are things I’d like to know.
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Was Noel Coward afraid to croon Christmas songs?
Did Carole Lombard sing them in Italian?
Did Glenn Close and Jamie Farr ever meet?
To know the answers would be neat.
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Do matryoshkas nest when they’re expecting?
How does Nature feel about Hoovers?
Wouldn’t it be Ironic if Tony Stark’s shirts had wrinkles?
These are things that make me think-le!

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