[I wrote this poem in 2019 after a day touring Leeds Castle and Canterbury. It’s VERY loosely modeled on Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales]

A gleaming ship at Dover docked ‘neath cliff

Of white round sev’n o’clock, anon the throng’d

Pilgrims burst forth, with bodies tired and stiff.

Amongst them strode an aging gent, with hair

Near grey and shoulders bent by cam’ra bag

With Nikon fill’d who found a steed parked there.

He clambered on, commenced to ride and Castle Leeds

he soon espied, a lov’ly manse,

Green grounds and swans but crowds as thick as reeds.

Thence on to Canterbury flew, in hope

Of seeing Cathedral true, only to find

Steep entrance fees with which he could not cope.

So lunch he sought, a bite to eat, an ale

Perhaps along the street, Five Guys saw he,

McDonalds too, ‘twas truly fast food hell.

But lo! a bistro did appear, with food

Of health and cold, cold beer, he ate his fill

and drank the chill, which boosted up his mood.

Again he rode along the street, his steed

Alas was not so fleet, for road works far

And wide appeared, begging a daring deed.

The driver showed his mettle great, Dover

Beckoned, he’d not be late, and soon o’er lanes

Less traffic-clogged the trip was over.

[Photo taken at Leeds Castle, June 2019]

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