[I wrote this poem in 2019 after a day touring Leeds Castle and Canterbury. It’s VERY loosely modeled on Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales]
A gleaming ship at Dover docked ‘neath cliff
Of white round sev’n o’clock, anon the throng’d
Pilgrims burst forth, with bodies tired and stiff.
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Amongst them strode an aging gent, with hair
Near grey and shoulders bent by cam’ra bag
With Nikon fill’d who found a steed parked there.
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He clambered on, commenced to ride and Castle Leeds
he soon espied, a lov’ly manse,
Green grounds and swans but crowds as thick as reeds.
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Thence on to Canterbury flew, in hope
Of seeing Cathedral true, only to find
Steep entrance fees with which he could not cope.
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So lunch he sought, a bite to eat, an ale
Perhaps along the street, Five Guys saw he,
McDonalds too, ‘twas truly fast food hell.
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But lo! a bistro did appear, with food
Of health and cold, cold beer, he ate his fill
and drank the chill, which boosted up his mood.
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Again he rode along the street, his steed
Alas was not so fleet, for road works far
And wide appeared, begging a daring deed.
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The driver showed his mettle great, Dover
Beckoned, he’d not be late, and soon o’er lanes
Less traffic-clogged the trip was over.
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[Photo taken at Leeds Castle, June 2019]

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